Unpopular Opinion: Kim Kardashian is a genius (NSFW)

As you can tell, I’m pretending this is an article for xoJane.  Join me.

Like all of you, I knew I was going to barf if Kim Kardashian’s greasy butt appeared on my news feed one more time.  It did and I didn’t puke.  The hashtag #BreakTheInternet didn’t really break the internet but it made me realize what a true genius Kim K really is.  As a former fan, I got angry when I saw her full frontal pic knowing about her staged meltdown on her show, Keeping up with the Kardashians, when she realized her nipples were pretty much going to be exposed under a thin layer of silver paint after shooting for W Magazine.  I know what it feels like to have silver paint all over you because I was a canvas for a body painting competition less than a week ago.  Luckily, my nipples were covered.

We all know Kim (and her entire family) became famous for her sex tape with Ray J and how she’s been “trying” to put that in the past.  Her 2007 Playboy photo shoot didn’t help, the 2011 W Magazine silver paint mess didn’t either and now we’ve been slapped across the face with her Krispy Kreme glazed booty on Paper Magazine.  She also vowed to never strip for the camera again in 2011.  She’s been breaking lots of vows lately.  Just ask Kris Humphries… and Damon Thomas.  (Who?)

I’m sure many of you wonder why she’s famous.  Sex tapes are so 2001, right?  Well ever since she sold the infamous sex tape (why are they still called sex tapes?), she’s built a brand around her very famous asset which I’m sure it’s been altered more than a wedding gown for a bride who’s lost over a hundred pounds.  So yes, it was an investment in her career.  A very smart one.

With over 35,000 posts on Instagram alone, #BreakTheInternet has become, in my opinion, one of the hash tags of the year.  These are some of my favorites:

Break1   kim-kardashian-memes

And after a battle regarding her nipples on Instagram, Chelsea Handler challenged the social networking service once again.  Click here to read about her nipples and Vladimir Putin.  It’s worth it, I promise.

Chelsea

Want to know what’s odd about all this?  Apparently Kim wasn’t paid for the shoot.  Huh.  So what is she getting out of it?  Infamy and the ability to continue to make millions off a body part.

Kim Kardashian, a true genius.

 

 

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